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@coriander not being able to dive off of buildings straight into an assassination will be a downgrade tho

@coriander honestly i think pokémon battles instead of murder might be an improvement; the plot armour of important characters in ac2 was always annoying

what if… assassin's creed ii… but instead of a hidden blade for murdering your enemies… a pokémon

pride month time to annoy all my roommates with excessively gay music

is it better to wear shirts you know your girlfriend likes before getting fucked, as an enticement, or after, as a treat?

i’m glad ONE of us doesn’t have social anxiety

great dane puppy dOESN’T WANNA get out of bed

yes i think semver falls under this umbrella

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programmers will literally invent an entirely new language just to avoid the problem of needing to communicate with each other about important changes

@coriander i turned off colour on my phone so i can’t

standing off in the distance like “webkit is a good browser you guys, it’s on linux”

everybody knows white trans girls love establishing LLCs

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lots of apartments are presumably going to free up in wilmington after the election if you’re interested; now is not a good time but six months? biden campaign will be Moving Out

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