@coriander if it's not an album it's not a drop
re: true apple fans know that
@aescling steve doesn't have a job he just eats cereal
re: is that an apple?!
@aescling you weren't the only one: https://mastodon.xyz/@garrett/110493932402360452
re: is that an apple?!
@coriander also pots, barrels, and cooking
re: is that an apple?!
@coriander "Zelda invented setting things on fire"
re: is that an apple?!
unironically some of the people in the zelda hashtag these days lmao
subtooting
if i was trying to defend a thing i definitely wouldn’t start with “well this thing has obvious, unaddressed flaws”
pixar
i used to like pixar movies and then i realized that their whole very explicitly stated aim was to indoctrinate children into the ideals of family and libertarianism and then i stopped liking pixar movies
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