Lady @Lady@cat.family

why is this, you ask? because the worldbuilding of scarlet & violet fucking sucks

honestly it’s a testament how they were able to develop one of the best and most interesting plotlines in contemporary pokémon with phenomenal characters and a blatant lesbian rivalry ship front and center and yet i have absolutely ZERO interest in any fanfiction of the game

i switched the order of my pokémon and i caught a buizel

OH FUCK IT’S BECAUSE MY PICHU HAS STATIC

look i appreciate that i am getting “good luck” here but i just wanted the buizel

that’s it that’s the post

with a hammer

Iwata
I see. (laughs) When you're developing it, and you're working so hard on it, and worrying over it, and you finally find the perfect way to do something, you hear that sound in your head.

Aonuma
Oh, we do. (laughs)

Iwamoto
It does. (laughs)

Aonuma
When things are really tough, and we come up with an answer right at the last minute, and we decide, "Hey, this is pretty good!", then we all...

Iwata
...hear that sound in our heads. (laughs)

All
(laugh)

Iwata
You know, that "The Legend of Zelda sound" might have left its mark in gaming history.

Aonuma
It sticks in your head.

Iwata
It really does.

remember when the plot of zelda was link and zelda travel and face countless challenges together and through teamwork form an inseparable bond also trains are cool

just going to watch all 30 minutes of this instead of sleeping because this is how you end a fucking zelda game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J9nr2o2-Jo

god i forgot that at the end of the game you literally control both link and zelda in a tag-team battle which ends with them both shoving the sword through malladus’s brain crystal together what a fucking good game

this is a joke but no seriously listening to A·I is like asking for help on your history homework from a cop

for the sole reason that it promotes revisionist analyses of important Marxist theory