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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
@coriander i absolutely would be called brother by a goron
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
first one to be titled after a Hozier song
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (25)
i’m skimming this one and rating it a 1/10 i’ve frankly read enough from this author but they just keep posting ’em
Not Zelda gives Link a blowjob
but it is tagged “Ghost Sex” so it is VERY tempting
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1/10 blowjob but not because it was horribly written, more because it mostly wasn’t one
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24)
zelda’s dirty talk works fine in this fic but i would find it so annoying if anyone ever talked to me like this in real life
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@coriander Zelda is Queen and they seem to be sharing power?? but she is like, the competent one obv
i mean i agree i don't think BotW link would be happy with any title above “royal concubine” haha
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« Link could feel his headache grow more and more. He was well aware when he agreed to take up the title of King of Hyrule that boring political conversations would have to be added to his repertoire of skills » “boring political conversations” = the gerudo are starving because their trade routes are all blocked
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24)
the canonical tag is “Breast Fucking”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24)
this one is also tagged “Tit job”, which is not a canonical tag
kissu
Keep
It
Simple,
Supercilious
Upstart
am i an anarchist?
me: i’m not a liberal
anarchist: i’m not either; i’m a socialist libertarian
me: ok but that’s worse
am i an anarchist?
i generally agree with anarchist visions for autonomous communities but disagree strongly with anarchist visions for autonomous individuals
am i an anarchist?
really depends who you ask lmao
@coriander i think it’s like 90% NoA too, like, japanese Nintendo will be all “what if we made the construction workers gay” and then NoA is like “they’re just very happy about building houses”
oops!
@Satsuma sure but that's just human nature
oops!
@Satsuma mastodon has been using polls like this for years lmao
oops!
@Satsuma i strongly contest the idea that tumblr did this first
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
