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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming
hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander i've been playing twilight princess lately and:
- the final strike is still badass as fuck
- you can pick up the dogs and carry them around
- rolling into trees
really makes me realize what BotW was missing
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander idk like i’m kind of not into dungeons if it doesn’t also come with Dungeon Items but they’re not adding the hookshot to BotW
today’s late-night conversation topic
@Satsuma sure, i’m sure if it was a fedi organizing action our positions would be switched
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander good news is i think the next zelda game will definitely be very different
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander i was kind of hoping they would get rid of the shrines
today’s late-night conversation topic
“but @Satsuma, organizing is the Problem Of Our Time!!”
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Gifted usually just raps bravado but it’s always nice when he goes “fuck this whack shit” lmao
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i think Gifted Youngstaz might actually have the better verse on “Affirmative”
totk but not really
i love how all the “zonai barbarian link” fanfic authors just got their arses handed to them lmao
totk shouting
THE HYLIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE BIRD PEOPLE BUT I CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GOATS
zelda lore post-totk
@Satsuma the biggest gap totk leaves open is the relationship between the hylians and the rito
especially with the whole retconning rauru as a goat thing. what about kaepora gaebora
zelda lore post-totk
@Satsuma i need to get out my deities chart again but i have a feeling the totk six sages will very closely correspond to them
zelda lore post-totk
is actually really vindicating a lot of my fantheories lmao
list of zelda peoples who never lived in the sky despite being bird people
- the rito
list of zelda peoples who lived in the sky, as of totk
- the golden goddesses (ocarina of time)
- the minish (minish cap)
- the wind tribe (minish cap)
- the oocca (twilight princess)
- the lokomo(?) (spirit tracks)
- hylians (skyward sword)
- the zonai (tears of the kingdom)
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
