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overheard on the telly 

• so-called “hacktivist groups”
• china has been a country for a while

@coriander liking elder scrolls is pretty basic it's true but imagine having an avatar which is a pokémon

@coriander definitely not what i thought of when i read the phrase “beta wolf pack”

@coriander nobody gives a fuck if you pop into hot topic while you're at the mall, it's what the mall is FOR

@coriander i think online used to be a third space apart from home and work where things could be weird, but now online is just both home and work with no third space

@coriander i mean frodo and samwise is goals for MY gay relationships but that doesn't mean i think they're fucking

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re: this salad dressing 

it doesn't NOT taste like cum

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this salad dressing 

looks like cum

@coriander i mean there are lots of uncontroversial gay ships from the game boy advance era but marriage wasn't A Mechanic

@coriander see the good fire emblem games don't have player standins so this is a difficult question

@coriander were any of them like, warped tour bands because i can't decide whether i think tony hawk music is divorced dad energy or way too cool for that

@coriander ok but like green day is divorced dad energy

@coriander was norming invented by a guy named Norm

minish cap 

@coriander i never finished it either haha but maybe someday

minish cap 

there are so many people in the zelda hashtag who evidently never knew this game existed

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