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added a new method of date reckoning to the calendar on my website

i have seen so many citations for the Chamber of Secrets in my time and we all know it’s because nobody knows what the fuck to do about the first one

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unless your example is of how to tag a work with absolutely wild localization decisions made for the American/International Market and its relationship to the original UK edition, in which case go for it, but be sure to emphasize how entirely obscene this is

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the real reason why not to use Harry Potter in a library example is because the first book has two fucking titles

it doesn’t identify as gay it just fucks a lot of girls

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‘The Reminder’ is simultaneously the least gay and most gay album on this list

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idk if you put on Feist it might not stay homosocial for long

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best 00’s album for homosocial chillin’

you ever dream that someone deadnames you who never in a million years would deadname you in real life

is miltank the only pokémon with tits or are there others

it’s because it contained invalid unicode

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my computer simply will not let me copy this text

@KitRedgrave idk i prefer siri being a limited truth-teller rather than a sophisticated liar

« Ash and Goh are my best friends » awkward

@egnor practically speaking? they wanted to give Mount Coronet a special magnetic field and have that trigger a new evolution in certain pokémon. the number of pokémon that would make sense for is pretty limited: the major pokémon involving magnetism in gens i-iii are magneton (which they made evolve into magnezone) and nosepass (which they made evolve into probopass)

the magnetic field was a cool enough concept i suppose, and the pokémon they chose to interact with it are the ones whose lore involved magnetism, which makes sense. starting from the problem of “what would magneton and nosepass’s next evolutions look like?”, i guess it isn’t too hard to see how they arrived at the designs they did. i’m not sure i like EITHER of them, though. in probopass's case, nosepass is a pun on “follow your nose” so making it More Nose makes sense. the hat is apparently a pukao: <en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pukao>. my guess is that the moustache is for visual balance because it would look weird with a large empty space beneath its nose.

in isolation all of those decisions are sensible but in combination i still look at it and am like… really? you chose to do this?? so my guess is that the underlying motivating factor which was missing was a kind of wholistic perspective instead of just plugging pieces together which did what they wanted them to do. idk though, we really know very little about the process which goes into a pokémon’s design so it’s hard to say whether i’m even right on the above, much less what other motivating factors could have been

(gen iv has a ton of added evolutions and many of them are weird and i think they were trying to lean into the cool and mysterious a little too hard instead of just designing pokémon which made sense within the ecology that they had constructed for them.)

how old were you when you first realized that “innocent” was a euphemism for “not traumatized”

babe are you a switch cos i’m tired of playing and want to put you in sleep mode

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