Lady @Lady@cat.family

if you want to fix something broken in mastodon, make lists work better lol

let people sort, organize, and annotate (for personal usage) bookmarks, and let bookmarks be exported/migrated between accounts

add better notetaking capabilities beyond just shooting yourself a DM. make it easy to write notes no matter what you are doing or where you are in the timeline. make it easy to attach what you were looking at to the note

add a reminder functionality to remind yourself to look at something again later

add a hiding functionality to clearly mark and collapse things which you have already read

and idk i work in libraries, i write XSLT and weird yaml metadata files and raw RDF as a hobby; the kind of person who views digital space as, ideally, an uncurated mass of raw data to sift through is not somebody i will ever understand

the tools i want are not search tools but organizational tools

the absolute bare minimal action of favouriting or bookmarking a post that you might want to see again is the bar which is too high for these folks

literally any active effort or curation is too much of an ask, it has to be entirely automatic

“funnel my entire home timeline into a massive bin that i can have a computer run a full text search on” is, to be clear, entirely the latter

my most pretentious take is “you should learn how to cultivate your own digital space instead of relying to tools to avoid having to”

@KitRedgrave sounds like a pretty big L to me

@KitRedgrave if your success doesn't have anything to do with pokémon is it really a success

if you can't identify at least one of the types of at least 95% of the pokémon have you really been successful or are you just fronting

@KitRedgrave also god i hope so 00s music was the shit

@KitRedgrave technological excess

so is cat gonna start writing pokémon fanfic now or

choose your fighter

“LEARNING OPPORTUNITY” IN NAME ONLY, FOR IT IS NEITHER

@gaditb no i just mean like you know

bokoblin-ass mfs, gremlins, lil guys

i see a lot of people talking about COVID-19 being the third-leading cause of death in the U.S. in 2020, behind heart disease and cancer

what i don't see those same people discussing is how heart disease and cancer are both conditions whose prevalence is also inflated as the result of economically-driven policy and communities deciding to take on a certain level of “acceptable risk”

COVID-19 is not worse than cancer. so why is it that people get extremely up in arms about that one but remain utterly silent about the other “big C”?

if goblins invented social media it would be more broken but it would also actually work

does mega evolution exist in my fanfiction universe? idk lol it doesn’t fuckin make any sense so probably not