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“funnel my entire home timeline into a massive bin that i can have a computer run a full text search on” is, to be clear, entirely the latter

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my most pretentious take is “you should learn how to cultivate your own digital space instead of relying to tools to avoid having to”

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@KitRedgrave if your success doesn't have anything to do with pokémon is it really a success

if you can't identify at least one of the types of at least 95% of the pokémon have you really been successful or are you just fronting

@KitRedgrave also god i hope so 00s music was the shit

so is cat gonna start writing pokémon fanfic now or

choose your fighter

@noelle ironically, the more of a challenge you make it, the more interested That Fucking Kid becomes in your yard

“LEARNING OPPORTUNITY” IN NAME ONLY, FOR IT IS NEITHER

@gaditb no i just mean like you know

bokoblin-ass mfs, gremlins, lil guys

causes of death 

i see a lot of people talking about COVID-19 being the third-leading cause of death in the U.S. in 2020, behind heart disease and cancer

what i don't see those same people discussing is how heart disease and cancer are both conditions whose prevalence is also inflated as the result of economically-driven policy and communities deciding to take on a certain level of “acceptable risk”

COVID-19 is not worse than cancer. so why is it that people get extremely up in arms about that one but remain utterly silent about the other “big C”?

if goblins invented social media it would be more broken but it would also actually work

does mega evolution exist in my fanfiction universe? idk lol it doesn’t fuckin make any sense so probably not

@coriander i think this question will probably be resolved in 2024 when they inevitably release some manner of remake but we'll just have to wait and see

if it's an unova remake then maybe we won't know until Gen X

(i hope it's not an unova remake because i honestly don't know how they could pull that off [short of just doubling the length of the generation]; the unova games are Complicated and basically require a whole generation just to themselves)

@coriander what i'm saying is that EITHER Gen I–III didn't happen OR Gen VI–VII didn't happen but we don't know which one

@coriander buttt it's extremely open to interpretation whether Sword and Shield and Scarlet and Violet take place in that timeline, in the original one, or in… a timeline of their own? there are plenty of references to sun & moon in sword & shield but is it the sun & moon of the universe with mega evolution?? is there an AU sun & moon with no mega evolution?? who knows

@coriander yes although that's also fucky

so the original Ruby and Sapphire are set at the same time as Red and Blue, and in Emerald there is this rando girl in the Battle Frontier or whatever

in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire they were kind of cheekily like “this is an AU which explores what the games would be like if Mega Evolution was a thing!!” and they used that to give Groudon and Kyogre these cool primal forms

so that's all cool but then in Sun and Moon they decided to wormhole in rando Battle Frontier girl from THE ORIGINAL EMERALD into the story, and they decided to do this AT LEAST A DECADE before the start of the game's events, meaning that not only are ORAS and the original RSE not in the same universe, but RSE (set in 1996) probably happened way earlier that ORAS (which is probably not a decade before Sun and Moon)

but!!! this new placement of ORAS then allows it to line up with Let's Go, which is ALSO set significantly after the original games it's based off of (due to the inclusion of Red, Blue, and Green as NPCs who completed their journeys years ago) despite none of its plot points being resolved at the start of the game either!!

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