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remember when pokémon released a game where you can just feed a dragon sandwiches

king princess has good songwriting ability but i think does not really know what the fuck they are doing and it winds up just feeling a bit aimless

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i’m not sure i like the new king princess album but i want to so i keep listening to it

nobody ever told me there was a new Koffee album out so this is me informing y’all there’s been a new Koffee album out

@aescling i suppose i also sometimes have sharp paws though

@aescling well sometimes kitty paws are sharp and i’m ambivalent on whether that precludes softness or not

“but kibi, the medievals didn’t distinguish those letters!!” the medievals didn't distinguish U and V or I and J either but we all know better

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if you type þe and not ðe i’m just going to assume you don’t know how to speak your own language

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why!! do nerds reintroduce Þ!! but not Ð!! they're clearly distinct sounds!!

i mean if i’m being honest there’s not NOBODY who could cross that line if they wanted, but nobody CLOSE so

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it sucks being demi and single and also somewhat sexually experienced because like you can just imagine having fun sex but also there is literally nobody on the planet who is appealing to you

we're all familiar with girlcock club but what about girlcock diamond or girlcock spade

@coriander it’s the time
of the season
for ambient anxiety

« LUCAS: "I've left pretty explicit instructions for there not to be any more features. There will definitely be no Episodes VII-IX. That's because there isn't any story. I mean, I never thought of anything. »

@monorail @coriander oh that must be why they shorten it to just trans* after he turns to the dark side

you wanna talk about living a double life? buddy,

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trans punks haven’t quite hit the public consciousness yet

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