Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

having a conversation with my girlfriend about different ways of saying “buttcheek”

« However, she reminded herself that she was a princess, and a princess that had held back a demon of apocalyptic destruction for 100 years. So surely, she told herself, she had no cause to feel guilt or embarrassment for doing something that she wanted to do! »

const uuid7 = (date) => {
const n = BigInt(Math.floor(new Date(date))) << 80n | 7n << 76n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 12 >>> 0) << 64n | 2n << 62n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 32 >>> 0) << 30n | BigInt(Math.random() * 2 ** 30 >>> 0)
return `${(n >> 96n).toString(16).padStart(8, "0")}-${((n >> 80n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 64n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${((n >> 48n) & (2n ** 16n) - 1n).toString(16).padStart(4, "0")}-${(n & (2n ** 48n - 1n)).toString(16).padStart(12, "0")}`
}

it's not my job to fix this other person's minor inconvenience with this other website i don't contribute code to

the post-receive hook is written in python and i hated every minute of it

but it will be low-maintenance and stable, and it has zero dependencies beyond the standard library

for something which needs to interact with the filesystem and output both xml and json that’s pretty good

this is all set up on my end i’m just waiting for my girlfriend to figure out the routing for the server; i gave her a somewhat complex list of demands

or tag+SHA1; shortcuts can generate those and it would guard against adding the same thing twice

i'm now wondering if in addition to normal timestamp-based statuses it would be useful to also have tag+uuid7-based statuses for things like notes or snippets which are not so ephemeral; that might be future work

the url will be status.kibi.exposed

python HTML processing is bad so the only markup i will support is <example://link> or <example://link>="link text"

i did make this shortcut and i'm working on the post-receive hook and some minimal html files to display the thing but it will probably be done tomorrow

the purpose of CORS is to make sure things which are only on the intranet stay only on the intranet and things which require credentials keep requiring credentials. if your thing doesn't fit either of those cases please just let people use scripts with them

type of guy who doesn't set access-control-allow-origin to the wildcard on a publicly-accessible redirect to a page with access-control-allow-origin set to the wildcard

type of guy who doesn't set access-control-allow-origin to the wildcard for publicly available information

working copy has shortcuts support; i bet i could real easily and just have a CI pipeline to turn those text files into structured data

the major advantage mastodon gives me from a publishing perspective is just that it has an app i can use from my phone

but i wonder if i could automate some git stuff with Shortcuts to make pushing a small text file of a status to a repo just as simple

beyond that i think the exclusivity of the limited audience leads to a strengthening of the parasocial aspects like

yes you are learning things about a person that not everybody knows but that still doesn't mean you like, know them at all as a person, and it especially doesn't mean they know you

yes there is still the hypothetical problem of “status updates for a limited audience” but in practice i don't find that to be that pressing; just send an email or chat message if you need someone to know you're doing something but don't want the whole world to know

what i mean though is i don't actually like social media that much for having actual conversations, and for status updates you can get away with something much simpler

yes i know this is just OStatus