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*calls up Biden* hey Biden ol man, i hear you got some concerns about big tech and such, but have i got a solution for you

you just take the library of congress, right? great institution, american institution, james madison, been around hundreds of years

you just have them buy google

protestants stop implying Catholics aren’t Christians challenge

@astraluma oh yeah it took ages for mastodon to even recognize that `[thing]` meant the same thing as `thing`

miltank has horns because it is trans

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@aescling i mean you managed to make oauth work including on-the-fly client registration so you should take it personally that that makes you a veritable superwoman

somebody might make an incorrect assumption about your genital configuration? hm

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just delete the word cis. maybe even stick a little 🏳️‍⚧️ in there. what's the worst that could happen

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“i am a man, but unlike those other men, i have a penis”

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@aescling when they implemented spinda's spots in bdsp they accidentally flipped the endianness so now you can't transfer spinda in or out of the game and probably never will be able to

note: when trans people say they are trans, they are not talking about their genitals

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when cis people say they’re cis what they’re actually doing is talking about their genitals. which is only something cis people care about. trans people do not care what your genitals are.

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nah i can’t understand why anybody would say that they’re cis

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