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type of guy who calls a man their “sibling” because they’re afraid to say the word “comrade”

scientists say that such a thing can only be expected to happen once within the current age of the observable universe, but i managed it in a repeatable experiment

apparently it is more widely used to mean “flirt” but here it is almost definitely a snog

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is “macking on” as a synonym for “snogging” regional??!

JUST SAY YOU ARE PROSPIES THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU

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they are prospies checking out a college, right, but get this

they’re LYING about it
TO THE COLLEGE

“We’re… uh… visiting a friend.”

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oh my god why are these kids like this

@aescling one of these days i will set up CI, lol

@aescling done, you should be able to fetch and then reset

@aescling i’m going to do crimes and squash those commits so be prepared to git reset --hard origin/trunk

this author knows that the i love you sign is 🤟 right

the B in damnb stands for Bshadowthehedgehog

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