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« Midna laughed, but as absurd as the suggestion was, she was dying for catharsis. So she stood up, cupped her hands, and shouted at the top of her lungs. "FUCK LAW SCHOOL!"

"FUCK IT! FUCK IT ALL!" Ganondorf yelled.

"GET FUCKED, PROFESSOR TINGLE! MY NAME'S NOT FUCKING MINDA!"

"YEAH, AND FUCK POLITICS TOO!"

"FUCK POLITICS!"

"WOOHOO!" »

« The newfound magical properties of spices banished the need for bulky layers. »

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@noelle @Jo WAIT IS THAT WHERE THAT HANDLE COMES FROM I NEVER PUT THAT TOGETHER GOD

FUCK that

this is a pretty good fic but i do wish the author knew how to spell

do you think they will name the boy protagonist scarlet or do you think they will name him violet

@witchfynder_finder in fact i think this is one of the best ways to enjoy pokémon

wonder how much of this decision was prompted by Gen VII being forcibly sunsetted with the close of the eShop

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we don't even have HOME compatibility for the games we already have!!

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i'm happy for a new pokémon game but i feel like they coulda waited a year

@witchfynder_finder anyway what i mean though is that i think the setting looks cool and i’m excited for the pokémon world to expand to different places and the game will probably be mediocre but i don't really play pokémon for the gameplay these days anyway

@witchfynder_finder there was an episode about ash's mom and i started it like “oh no an episode about ash's mom” and i ended it like “oh NO an episode about ash's MOM”

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