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@witchfynder_finder sure they did; before the british came everybody called it “cha”

@witchfynder_finder hey give them some credit, they also like to gatekeep shit that DOES matter

the issue for this has been open since August 2018

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there are some features of javascript which i understand not supporting but `==` and `!=` are kind of fundamental

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why does anybody use this broken‐ass software

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you might think this is putting the cart before the horse but i am not excluding the possibility of a bijective if

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i think my life would be a lot easier if i were a cute trans girl

it's weird how the witches in harry potter drink pumpkin juice when pumpkins are not indigenous to the british isles

my theory is that they originally intended harry potter to be spooky halloween because witches and trolls but quickly realized that the source material was to limpidly vacant to actually pull that off

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tired: is nightmare before christmas a halloween or christmas movie

wired: is harry potter and the sorcerer's stone a halloween or christmas movie

my favourite christmas movie is harry potter but if you haven't already seen it don't

@witchfynder_finder i don't celebrate christmas does that mean i shouldn't watch die hard

@witchfynder_finder i can’t name a YA thing which isn’t actually something from my childhood now marketed for nostalgia value so i’m not sure i believe in it anymore

IT’S EITHER PUP PATROL OR FOOTBALL IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

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there are only two kinds of media: the stuff they loudly market to adults and the stuff they loudly market to kids. there are no others

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