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catholics don’t like to point out other people’s flaws :)

i can’t stop watching it

my brain just keeps yelling CONDOM!!

youtu.be/FEuxNGSHruQ

i don’t even know why

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@witchfynder_finder for a long time they didn’t even translate them

it was a great time because then you had an excuse

@witchfynder_finder you don’t have to actually read the books if you’re Catholic

@witchfynder_finder except for straight girls, who have to call it a business meeting

@Satsuma in fairness i was watching this advertisement in a restaurant with the sound off

they’re advertising table leg condoms on TV

samus leaving a mario galaxy save file like 🤯

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from the internet’s selection of images maybe mario galaxy had the head‐planets and metroid wii just used heads next to the save file but regardless

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i’m not making this up am i like i’m pretty sure it was a thing

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samus leaving a metroid prime wii save file like 🤯

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remember in metroid prime wii how they had planets which look like miis

these are strong opinions but i don’t feel like they should be difficult to accommodate

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first it was “romance literature can have some good qualities”, then it was “you don’t have to limit the perspective of your writing if you don’t want to”, then it was “here is what queer theory has to say about grief and mourning”

today it is “pretentious writing advice is bad and people should just explain in clear language when things are useful and when they aren’t”

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why do i share my opinions on the internet

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