Lady @Lady@cat.family

why are you making this complicated it’s not complicated

ME: you are the BAR-FLY

DAD: like a literal fly?

he did not have the patience to watch the play

*playing The Entertainment*

DAD: what’s that?

ME: a play

DAD: is it like a mystery or something?

ME: it’s like a play

sugar and spice?? i want to be that one

as a kid i always thought it was fucked up that boys were made of snips and snails but maybe that's just because i wasn't a boy idk

forever janice kwan

https://youtu.be/nylR8Tt0cDM

leftist talking points:
1) vampires are cool
2) to the extent that the struggle against the vampire is a metaphor for the struggle of the working class, this is not a moralistic argument about the vampire’s relationship to sin. the vampire does not choose to prey on the people, and neither do the people have any choice but to bring about its eventual demise; such are the material conditions at play.
3) however, no vampire literature actually portrays them thusly. that’s fascist propaganda to turn the people’s attentions away from their true enemy, who is not the vampire (who is cool) but the wealthy elite standing in the way of an equitable solution.

when they try to sound like a smart leftist but they don't actually know any leftist talking points

no good narrator ever gives you their honest opinion

if the narrator said it, it's probably the joke

when you can't tell if they understand that that's the joke

@KitRedgrave happy day

@KitRedgrave i’m a lesbian