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you can rhyme “tits” with “it is” if you’re confident enough

some fucking gay ass bitch made sugar cookies last night and now i want a peppermint mocha

@akjcv@types.pl reasonable but make sure you support git https tag fetches as default? lots of open source doesn’t use big forges and it’s always annoying when you have to mirror your code to github for some feature

@akjcv@types.pl releases aren’t an actual git concept so this becomes a bit tricky to do in a portable manner; probably would require some configuration (a git tag regex) and you would have to decide whether you wanted to special-case github or deal with the fact that most github users don’t bother putting the release notes in the tag itself

in case there was any question who is the millennial mom in our relationship

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quoted thankyou and my girlfriend didn’t pick up on it so i put on dido discog and baked sugar cookies

@akjcv@types.pl so that's where my afternoon went; hope you made good use of it

if it weren’t for browsers this internet thing could have been pretty swell

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the only part of the web i don’t like is HTML. the internet protocol is good. HTTP is good. XML is good. CSS even is pretty good. but HTML is bad. the DOM in its current iteration as an API for HTML is bad. anything WHATWG touches is bad

lesser-known sister to “easter” just meaning “spring”

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did you know “lent” is short for “length” it’s called that because the days are getting longer that’s all it means

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according to ladys calendar carnivaltide ends on the 13th and lententide begins on valentines day. we are going to make a cake

“earth is warm but space is cold. to solve global warming, we simply need to have less atmosphere.”

we have a local chain coffee shop across the street but i wish we had an indie coffee shop instead

(in case it wasn’t clear i’m making fun of critiques of mastodon)

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