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so much for the tolerant left
time for the militant left

please add these unicode characters to your font, no i’m not some kind of weirdo, i’m just really into colonial mayanist orthography

coward unicode encode a casing pair for @ you fools

@akjcv i never use it because it edits the files in its library rather than keep them in mint condition

ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
baddliddlap!

@akjcv @aescling ah yes, the thing the less-fash wrote so that they could keep federating with the more-fash while minimizing their vulnerability to the fash

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

i think i will give this one a 5/10; i don’t think it deserves a passing grade but it WAS better than i expected

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

the first blowjob was the usual boring “this is actually just foreplay” shit but!! surprise!! there was a second blowjob

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

« The sensation of her warm tongue showering him with affection » is it a shower or more of… like… a slather

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

props for using the phrase “sensitive nub” for the head of a penis?? big negative however for using the phrase “illicit act” to describe going down on it

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

this fic is kind of unfortunately much better written than the last one, considering it has a much worse premise

we’ll see how the sex scenes go tho

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

it’s tagged “creampie” so we already know it’s going to be bad

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

this one is also a sequel to some·thing but I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT; I’M ONLY HERE FOR ONE THING

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27) 

there is a sequel to this fic but I’M SURE NOT READING IT

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27) 

3/10 blowjob?? maybe?? kind of hard to evaluate this one honestly but i’m gonna go with that

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27) 

this author is like “the good thing people like about sex is uhhhh the lighting and the camera angles”

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27) 

« There was a light on above them, and the angle of it caused Zelda’s hair to form a golden halo around her head, as if she were an angel sent from heaven. » ok look babe i know we’re fucking but look this is like the perfect shot just wait there i gotta get my camera uhhhh do you know where i set my lens bag wait no don’t move just a second i promise

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27) 

« Linkle plopped down next to her, and Zelda instinctively pulled her closer and rested her head on the taller girl’s shoulder » Zelda is taller than Link(le)

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27) 

i get that this author is using Linkle as just trans!Link but her whole character trait is supposed to be that she is bad at directions; why would you pin that on Zelda

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