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Sell the dream back to me, like you thought of it first. Like you live for the words. Mr “Tell Me How To Feel”—came all this way to miss the meal. Your promises were made to break; your parables were my mistakes. All this “It was only you”: Where were you when I needed proof? Girls are at the gate, sir. What’s it gonna take?

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@coriander i mean if an army of giant turkeys tried to blow up the earth

wouldn’t you eat the turkey??

they could never make Mario in 2024 today’s gamers simply can’t imagine embodying a short italian-american plumber

@coriander like poison ivy is not a good idea. as a character, she is conceptually overwrought and cliché. but you can tell some good stories with poison ivy

magneto is a great concept but half of the stories involving him are ass

@coriander yeah i think my current mood is that marvel has better ideas but worse stories??

@coriander i can’t believe marvel took superheroes and made them boring

@coriander just give me a weird little dude. a funky guy

the concept of the everyman did way more damage to American storytelling than the three-act structure

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babies on the internet always be like “anime is better because of non-western story structure! google kishōtenketsu!” but no. anime is better because the protagonists all have weird fucking quirks

it’s so nice when your girlfriend rolls over and snuggles you

when i was a kid they used to say “the press is the fourth branch of government” but i didn’t understand at the time what they meant

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it’s true luigi came from an elite background and worked in a privileged industry *stares at journalist* so what’s your excuse?

@akjcv@types.pl egg discourse is just another manifestation of trans girls complaining when other people don’t use the same terms they do with the same meanings

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realizing i don’t actually know what the drainage is like around our apartment because IT HASN’T RAINED SINCE WE MOVED (it is raining now)

“merry christmas! here’s some money; we have lots”

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banks have lots of money they could probably just give you some if they wanted

“culture is sacrosanct but material culture is a hindrance best automated away”

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kind of guy who doesn’t want A·I to replace human creative endeavours but is fine with A·I that generates code

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