@heatherhorns_lite @coriander actually every time a corporation tries to market something i see Sex Fantasy by Sophia Foster-Dimino
“this is somebody’s kink, ok”
@aescling @coriander not sure if this is a judgment on me or my friends
@coriander as a kid i liked piglet the best and i have not interacted with it enough as an adult to challenge that opinion
still l·m·a·o·ing at the people who are like “i hate those apps who include the boosters in the mentions when people reply because people will say headass shit while tagging me and i’m Mortified”
yeah you SHOULD be mortified, that’s the whole fucking point, take responsibility for your networks
“this person is wrong or at least oversimplifying, and if a mutual did that i would push back against it, but instead they just boosted this rando who it would be inappropriate for me to push back against, since i don’t know them or care, but that means my mutual is going to continue on continuing on being Slightly Wrong, which is awkward”
it is commonly claimed that English does not have grammatical gender, but this is actually a lie. english has two genders, which are marked on the singular indefinite article: gender 1 is words that use “a”, like “a awesome dragon”, and gender 2 is words that use “an”, like “an complex object”. hope this helps!
@akjcv i think @MTGCardLookup does this ftr
@coriander HOWEVER, link spending all day with his head in the clouds because sheik is such a cute boy is very good and they did that part well
@coriander in fairness there is SOME similarity to the opening of Twilight Princess where Link is a farmboy until monsters attack, but Twilight Princess also does it much better than this and didn't need to rely on tired tropes to do it
@coriander they're both farmboys but this author has clearly bought into the whole hero narrative arc where somebody gets a taste of adventure but their dad or uncle disapproves but then their whole family gets murdered and they pick up a sword
@coriander new york city used to be cool but any sports team they have belongs to the gentrifiers
@coriander people will draw the moon too big on purpose, for the aesthetic
@coriander and if it isn't close it's not uncanny valley just kinda surreal
@coriander great then go on like palm sunday and get high
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