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@coriander i mostly played mass effect alone in a friends apartment in the winter of my senior year of undergrad, maybe this explains some things

@coriander mass effect is a great game for playing when you are depressed and just want to drive depressedly around a boring space rock in a weird buggy with bad controls because the universe is meaningless and mostly devoid of life but you need to find more minerals

there is more to the game than that but y’know they really nailed that bit

@coriander hi-YAH

@coriander ninja askaninja's gender was ninja

@coriander when i was a kid we thought ninjas were the queer genderbendy ones!! (sheik thelegendofzelda)

@coriander we also made throwing stars out of dollar bills

@coriander kids these days don't learn any handicrafts!! (makeing things out of duct tape)

@coriander idk at least we were making clothes

@coriander or maybe gorilla tape, in a different way

@coriander i blame Duck Tape

@coriander why did it ever stop, duct tape is still good

@coriander
meat in water 🥱
meat in salty water 🤤

@coriander when this happens to me sometimes adding salt fixes

@aescling i haven't either lol