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re: social media 

i’ll take“how to make people feel like they are forming a social bond with you even though you are providing both sides of the conversation” for 1000

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social media 

need to drive engagement, but giving millions of strangers the ability to submit questions to me with just a few keystrokes is not making numbers go up quickly enough

i know! i will provide them with a list

pokémon; pseudo-selfcest 

for selfish reasons i believe this to be true

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pokémon; pseudo-selfcest 

rationally, if robo-sada is fuckable that implies that sada designed it with the intention of fucking it

sex 

“why does my chest hurt?!” *looks over at my girlfriend, who was just gnawing on my tits* oh

poll fur lesbians 

@aescling should have been multiple choice

re: spotify wrapped 

@aescling @Satsuma choosing to read this in shadow the hedgehog's voice

@coriander @aescling oh i like arven i think he's cute

however i think i'd like him a lot less in violet; him having mommy issues is ok but daddy issues would be a very different vibe

re: spotify wrapped 

@aescling @Satsuma cat it is very difficult to offend me by calling me cute pet names

terrible re: spotify wrapped 

@aescling @Satsuma don't want to spoil them 😉

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@aescling @Satsuma we have those in our fridge

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@aescling i already told @Satsuma they could if they wanted lol

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“peppermint two of those are E·P’s” shhhh

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re: bad takes from pokémon fans 

@aescling no i just follow the pokémon hashtag

re: bad takes from pokémon fans 

some pokémon moves are for interesting competitive play. some pokémon moves are for interesting storytelling. it’s wrong to want to limit the games to just one or the other, i·m·o

and in the context of a video game, where the stakes are very low, it’s nice to have moments where you snatch victory out of the jaws of defeat by hitting a 10 with magnitude

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re: bad takes from pokémon fans 

i’m thinking about writing a fanfic about gym leader whitney right now and i gotta say

would i want to play against a clefairy who knows metronome in a high stakes competitive battle? no, of course not

does whitney’s clefairy knowing metronome unlock a whole wealth of narrative potential? absolutely

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re: bad takes from pokémon fans 

@monorail anything which boosts evasion, which like, i do understand why that would be restricted in some competitive scenes because it makes the meta less fun, but “some competitive circuits have banned this move because it leads to a less interesting meta” is v different imo than “using this move is literally cheating”

re: bad takes from pokémon fans 

m8 if u want to be playing chess then just go and play chess

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