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snacks 

we got ’em

i’m eatin’ ’em

sports 

@coriander strolling up to a union meeting like “you already hate the bourgeoisie you just know them as fans of the New York Yankees”

sports 

@coriander i’ll never relate to a Yankees fan, however

sports 

sports is a metaphor for communism

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sports 

we don't all love the same teams, but we all hate the same teams

re: music 

if you’re just going to listen to one song, “Radial Chatter” goes hardest on first listen

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meta 

bad praxis is better than no praxis and idc what your specific take is but if you think “the fediverse would be better off with No people countering racism than These Specific people countering racism” you are objectively wrong and clearly haven’t really thought about it

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meta 

it’s one thing to think someone has bad praxis and another entirely to think the fediverse would be better off without them. learn how to respect philosophical differences you cowards

@coriander i feel like i'm old enough now that like every season gives me some kind of mental health problem

@coriander day and night lengths are changing at nearly peak speeds if that's the sort of thing which bothers you

relationship 

amount of time it takes @Satsuma to realize i put on the shirt they took off instead of my own

@coriander i'm a lesbian and i still managed to romance alistair in dragon age origins

@coriander @monorail pokémon gold/silver/crystal had an n64 option, and more terrifyingly, also a virtual boy: bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wik

princess peach: showtime 

princess peach is a butch in drag

npr 

the other day people were sharing an npr article where an FDA guy was reported to insinuate that updated COVID vaccines might only be intended for at-risk folks.

the CDC voted nearly unanimously to authorize the updated vaccine for everybody. the head of the CDC published an opinion piece in the New York Times today titled “As a Doctor, a Mother and the Head of the C.D.C., I Recommend That You Get the Latest Covid Booster”. there was never any question that they were going to do this. stop listening to NPR

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npr 

it's not like CNN where it's just everywhere or like the NYT where it is a notable newspaper of record. it's npr. you have to actively seek out their wealthy white suburbanite perspective if you want it

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npr 

keep seeing people talk about their bad coverage but like you could just not listen to npr

nintendo direct leak; animal crossing 

“so you thought that animal crossing new horizons had too many things to do and not enough animal personalities?? well the new animal crossing has NO things to do and JUST animal personalities. have tea with your bestie animal neighbours. ask them about their day and relish as they take an interest in yours. pet them softly on their head or watch as they show you their various outfits. feeling sick? have your animal buddy order you FREE covid tests and schedule a telehealth appointment thanks to a new partnership with NIH. having a mental health crisis? choose from one of several ASMR options to relax, or hit a punching bag with your animal partner thanks to Joy-Con™ motion controls.”

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.