@monorail @coriander in fairness, “life has happened a lot but humans are the only ones with existential dread” i think isn’t that weird of a take
« “fanfiction,” as a concept, only exists because of intellectual property »
@Satsuma as a location
« “fanfiction,” as a concept, only exists because of intellectual property »
@Satsuma tumblr
« “fanfiction,” as a concept, only exists because of intellectual property »
@Satsuma ????
@aiju@queer.af @KitRedgrave contemplating the implications of `girl` being a javascript primitive
long‐distance relationship
@Satsuma i can do that while cuddling
@wikipediahaiku
An allegory
For the merits of worker
Unionization
long‐distance relationship
anyway, looking forward to low‐effort spending time together being easier in the future
long‐distance relationship
i would also be guilty of going completely silent for hours to play video games except i have a capture card and can stream to them while i play
re: 5½ hour phone sex
@aescling hmmmmm i'm not sure that's how i'd describe it
@Satsuma @coriander @aescling no i want to try your pesto also
@Satsuma @aescling @coriander actually though i just want to get that falafel place again that was dope
@Satsuma @aescling @coriander maybe if i am working late sometimes i will get fed dinner too 🥺
@aescling @coriander yes but you worked at a shop which actually monitored when you were and weren't online lol
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