re: ugh my partner is in the middle of the woods
@aescling what is the point if there’s nobody there to top me
the O·T·W made a (non‐)statement about (non‐)actions they’ve taken to combat racism
and i vented about it on my dreamwidth because that is evidently a thing i have now #EndOTWRacism
@coriander yeah the word meaning tea in English is cha
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• i can beat the first half of colgera pretty easily but
• i think the only way to do the second without the paraglider might be to kill it all in one go in the time it takes to fall after the initial cutscene
re: zelda status
@aescling i just asked myself “what would Link do?” and at no point has the answer to that question been “go to Lookout Landing and talk to Purah”
he would go home to see if Zelda is there, then he would go find Impa, then he would research the geoglyphs
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i wish i had thought to capture a video of me actually getting up to that top platform because it was amazing but to give you an idea, it involved waiting for all five of the balloons attached to my wing to time out and detach, rewinding the wing to stabilize it, and then gliding under the platform and using ascend
@wikipediahaiku sorry sorry i’m trying to delete but it won’t let me
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@aescling it's not like i did a sequence break or anything; the zelda developers made a conscious decision to not give you the paraglider until after you get to the surface and complete this quest and i have decided to do different quests first
re: zelda status
@aescling you only get it very early if you pursue the finding princess zelda quest which i don't care about yet
@KitRedgrave my brother is thinking of moving to one or the other
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@aescling correctly? i'm just doing the quests i care about first
zelda status
• i heard impa was doing some cool stuff so i went and visited her
• impa: “it's true we are high up in my balloon, but you can just float down with a paraglider” me:
• thankfully there was a river nearby and i just lept from the balloon into it
• went into the forgotten temple
• time to find all the geoglyphs!!
• marked them on my map, which of course is not filled out because i can’t get in the towers
• Journey Into Hebra
• found two geoglyphs but not the one i was looking for?? explored a bunch of caves
• finally found it
• hmm these rito folk need help i should assist them
• MURDEROUS BOUNCY BOATS
• (barely) made it to the top of the storm!! but i used up all my balloons and have no other means to get inside
• that’s right kids i still do not have a paraglider
• i will try again while saving a balloon tomorrow, i BET i can make it
• this would be a lot easier if i had rockets lmao
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