Lady @Lady@cat.family

• got off the floating island
• rewound a falling block to get onto another floating island… and then had no way off. so i built a DOPE-ASS GLIDER with a FLAMETHROWER IN FRONT and somehow managed to launch it well enough to not die
• was killed by bokoblins; killed bokoblins
• befriended a dope-ass horse
• went south and a gerudo lady was like “maybe you want to go north”. i did not want to go north i wanted to go to the temple of time (hylian edition)
• made it to the temple of time and got a sidequest which sounded metal as fuck but not horse-friendly. retreated because it was a blood moon and i didn’t want to have to kill all the enemies in there again
• went to the dueling peaks stable and the BRIDGE WAS DOWN FUCK
• did a loooooong detour over a mountain and into the faron province. saw a giant whirlpool and what i assume is a gleeok on the great bridge in the distance
• FINALLY made it to Highland Stable and boarded my dope-ass horse who LOVES me now after we have suffered through so much together
• have not completed any shrines or spoken to any main quest characters since arrival on the surface. this is fine

i will be playing it

nobody else on this site is interested in “unix philosophy”

how many niche bands can i enter into my profile that i like but nobody else knows

after many years of being annoyed by typing - on my phone, i now have a shortcut to easily be able to type ‐ instead

buddy the fact that nobody cares unless the smoke hits New York or California is WHY we’re all salty

fuck your population‐weighting; the PNW has to deal with this stuff every year

spoiler: it is not just a politically-correct synonym for “woke”

if you use “intersectional” as an adjective i’m just going to assume you don’t know what it means

they were actually invented by Tolkien as a food for hobbits and the ones which appear in Zelda are just a clone

unironically some of the people in the zelda hashtag these days lmao

like from the hit game The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom?!

if i was trying to defend a thing i definitely wouldn’t start with “well this thing has obvious, unaddressed flaws”

is this techbro claiming that because the criticisms are obvious that it makes them invalid instead of embarrassing?