Lady @Lady@cat.family

1/10 blowjob but not because it was horribly written, more because it mostly wasn’t one

zelda’s dirty talk works fine in this fic but i would find it so annoying if anyone ever talked to me like this in real life

they named their baby Zeik

« Link could feel his headache grow more and more. He was well aware when he agreed to take up the title of King of Hyrule that boring political conversations would have to be added to his repertoire of skills » “boring political conversations” = the gerudo are starving because their trade routes are all blocked

the canonical tag is “Breast Fucking”

this one is also tagged “Tit job”, which is not a canonical tag

Keep
It
Simple,
Supercilious
Upstart

also oxymoronic but i digress

me: i’m not a liberal

anarchist: i’m not either; i’m a socialist libertarian

me: ok but that’s worse

i generally agree with anarchist visions for autonomous communities but disagree strongly with anarchist visions for autonomous individuals

really depends who you ask lmao

@Satsuma sure but that's just human nature

@Satsuma mastodon has been using polls like this for years lmao

@Satsuma i strongly contest the idea that tumblr did this first

@Satsuma i don't know what tumblr is did it have memes

all vanilla extract!