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« Link could feel his headache grow more and more. He was well aware when he agreed to take up the title of King of Hyrule that boring political conversations would have to be added to his repertoire of skills » “boring political conversations” = the gerudo are starving because their trade routes are all blocked
am i an anarchist?
me: i’m not a liberal
anarchist: i’m not either; i’m a socialist libertarian
me: ok but that’s worse
am i an anarchist?
i generally agree with anarchist visions for autonomous communities but disagree strongly with anarchist visions for autonomous individuals
@coriander i think it’s like 90% NoA too, like, japanese Nintendo will be all “what if we made the construction workers gay” and then NoA is like “they’re just very happy about building houses”
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@Satsuma sure but that's just human nature
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@Satsuma mastodon has been using polls like this for years lmao
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@Satsuma i strongly contest the idea that tumblr did this first
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@Satsuma i don't know what tumblr is did it have memes
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@aescling yeah i switched from the HOME render to a cropped version of the SV sprite
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@aescling yeah i updated my branding slightly yesterday
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (23)
1/10 blowjob it was like ten seconds of fantasy barely even counts
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