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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24) 

this one is also tagged “Tit job”, which is not a canonical tag

kissu 

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am i an anarchist? 

also oxymoronic but i digress

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am i an anarchist? 

me: i’m not a liberal

anarchist: i’m not either; i’m a socialist libertarian

me: ok but that’s worse

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am i an anarchist? 

i generally agree with anarchist visions for autonomous communities but disagree strongly with anarchist visions for autonomous individuals

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am i an anarchist? 

really depends who you ask lmao

@coriander i think it’s like 90% NoA too, like, japanese Nintendo will be all “what if we made the construction workers gay” and then NoA is like “they’re just very happy about building houses”

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@Satsuma sure but that's just human nature

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@Satsuma mastodon has been using polls like this for years lmao

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@Satsuma i strongly contest the idea that tumblr did this first

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@Satsuma i don't know what tumblr is did it have memes

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@aescling yeah i switched from the HOME render to a cropped version of the SV sprite

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@aescling yeah i updated my branding slightly yesterday

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all vanilla extract!

Lady boosted

Mastodon let's make a cake! For obvious reasons (I don't want to eat him) this post does not include Spider-man.

Come on, we need this to be edible!!!!

hey, man 

don’t floppy that copy

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (23) 

1/10 blowjob it was like ten seconds of fantasy barely even counts

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (23) 

« You’re beautiful too. I will admit I’ve only ever seen the male anatomy from science books, but you’re – you’re perfect. » just casually admitting that you read science books for the dick pics to your boyfriend

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (23) 

« Link gets a half hour to desperately will his erection away before Zelda calls him back. » somehow, this doesn’t mean “masturbate”

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (23) 

this author apparently thinks seeing someone in their underwear is Extremely Scandalous

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