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End of day 1 thoughts on TotK 

@coriander idk like i’m kind of not into dungeons if it doesn’t also come with Dungeon Items but they’re not adding the hookshot to BotW

today’s late-night conversation topic 

@Satsuma sure, i’m sure if it was a fedi organizing action our positions would be switched

End of day 1 thoughts on TotK 

@coriander good news is i think the next zelda game will definitely be very different

End of day 1 thoughts on TotK 

@coriander i was kind of hoping they would get rid of the shrines

today’s late-night conversation topic 

“but @Satsuma, organizing is the Problem Of Our Time!!”

TRUE||FORM 

Gifted usually just raps bravado but it’s always nice when he goes “fuck this whack shit” lmao

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TRUE||FORM 

i think Gifted Youngstaz might actually have the better verse on “Affirmative”

totk but not really 

i love how all the “zonai barbarian link” fanfic authors just got their arses handed to them lmao

totk shouting 

THE HYLIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE BIRD PEOPLE BUT I CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GOATS

zelda lore post-totk 

@Satsuma the biggest gap totk leaves open is the relationship between the hylians and the rito

especially with the whole retconning rauru as a goat thing. what about kaepora gaebora

zelda lore post-totk 

@Satsuma i need to get out my deities chart again but i have a feeling the totk six sages will very closely correspond to them

zelda lore post-totk 

is actually really vindicating a lot of my fantheories lmao

list of zelda peoples who never lived in the sky despite being bird people 

- the rito

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list of zelda peoples who lived in the sky, as of totk 

- the golden goddesses (ocarina of time)
- the minish (minish cap)
- the wind tribe (minish cap)
- the oocca (twilight princess)
- the lokomo(?) (spirit tracks)
- hylians (skyward sword)
- the zonai (tears of the kingdom)

Lady boosted

The first episode of our local news program, new ellijay news is out.

vod.newellijay.tv/videos/watch

(Episode is a strong word. It's 10 minutes long.)

This was a proof of concept for us, to verify that we could produce something on a tight turnaround. It's not perfect. It was not well planned ahead of time. I was *barely* involved.

But this proves to me that we can, with a little effort, get a weekly news program done without breaking our backs, and have it be fine.

not totk 

this isn't a new thing we’ve been in love for a couple months actually that’s kind of the occasion

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not totk 

everybody ELSE is celebrating zelda tears to the kingdom but I am celebrating BEING IN LOVE with my
SIGNIFICANT OTHER @Satsuma

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20) 

2/10 blowjob i think, the writing was just kind of not really hot at all?

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20) 

this makes more sense in context but i promise it reads better out of it

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20) 

« "When I cum, I feel like that's my time to show how grateful I am for how good you make me feel, and that's an ability I wouldn't dream of giving up." » the ability to cum

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