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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
tears of the kingdom
i don't care about the new mechanics where are the plot writeups
@aescling @coriander "straight" "men"
@aescling @coriander well at least the lesbians get what they want
@coriander i guarantee you this fanfiction has already been written a hundred times
@coriander see this is a common mistake girls don’t want Strong Female Protagonists girls want Mary Sues that follow Shadow the Hedgehog around while he is looking totally badass and eventually soften his angsty outer shell with the power of Love
@coriander if they weren’t cowards they could expand their demographics so much
@coriander i really think they just missed the demographic like sonic the hedgehog is clearly targeted towards young boys but shadow is Exactly The Type of so many teenage girls
shadow the hedgehog
dating simulator
@coriander it’s not like they then went and started making good games about Sonic tho
@coriander see what i don’t understand is why after they came up with Shadow they kept making games about Sonic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (17)
i think the part of the story which is not a blowjob is a little bit of a slog to get through and not very interesting so like. not exactly a rec regarding the fic as a whole but the author is not terrible at smut
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (17)
7/10 blowjob!
pros:
- the bit leading up to it has some nice moments
- generally pretty good progression for a first time blowjob fic
- kind of silly and absurd at times in harmless ways
cons:
- the pacing has some starts and stops and the beginning especially doesn't quite land right
- i think it is a bit too committed to exposition at the expense of vibes
- zelda is a little TOO into it lol
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (17)
unlike 90% of blowjob fic authors apparently, this one knows the word “cock”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (17)
this fic is the sequel to what i consider one of the greatest Breath of the Wild smutfics ever; i’ve read it before but remember thinking it not quite as good as its predecessor. we’ll see if it can get a passing grade on the blowjob count!
New blogpost: “C·I pipelines have you down? Why not ‹ touch .grass ›?!”
« Ignorance and innocence are tied inextricably—you with me G? »
RA isn’t saying “ignorance is bliss” here; he’s saying “you who claim to be savvy about the system, the proof is in whether you adhere to its brokenness, or whether you oppose it with crime”
maybe also going so far as to pose the question “if you aren’t committing crimes against the system, how much knowledge of it do you really have?”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (16)
it wasn’t the last of them 1/10
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (15)
this one really seems like it goes with (13) and (14) but unlike those two it has been orphaned
1/10 and i’m PRETTY SURE this is the last of them
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (14)
same author as (13); same rating
« "Damn, Tetra. Why are you so good at driving me crazy?" he moaned, "I'm gonna explode! I'm gonna cum so much in this tender mouth of yours!" »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (13)
1.5/10 blowjob; it really doesn’t deserve that but it’s kind of so bad it’s amusing
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
