Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
2/10 blowjob and that’s generous i don’t think i’m going to to bother with the rest of this fic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
« she took him into her mouth and pleasured him like he had done for her » ok but like… practically speaking… it's pretty different
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
please don't write blowjob fic if you are too embarrassed to say the word cock!!
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
oh no this author doesn't know any words for dick either
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
dorephan nodding sagely: both princesses were in love with link… clearly this makes them kin of some sort
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
oh my god zelda just straight up told king dorephan “yeah i had a crush on your dead daughter’s expected fiancé AT THE SAME TIME” and he was just fine with it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
oh yeah they went to zora's domain and link was like hey sexy i wanna fuck u and zelda was like ok but please not in your dead ex's betrothal gift
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
i was dealing with ptsd bullshit when i read chapter 3 of this and i don't remember it at all
i'm just going to power along anyway i assume it wasn't important
@coriander here is a netteflix AU where annette is the lead singer of a hard rock band https://archiveofourown.org/works/20906600
@coriander let me know if you ship her with felix or you Extremely Do Not ship her with felix i feel like these are the only options
i really liked ingrid which i’m pretty sure makes me an objectively terrible person but look
@coriander (i'm joking anyway none of them are boring)
(well golden deer might be boring i never could give a fuck about claude)
@coriander are you watching the lesbian and gay commie house or one of the boring ones
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@coriander if they made a ninja turtle white it would have been like katara in the last airbender movie all over again 😭
@coriander wait is this like… controversial?
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