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@coriander *walks up to a lesbian couple* ok but which of you provides the lemon and which provides the bars

cover letter 

@coriander “hi i am X. i came across your job posting for POSITION via SOURCE, and as someone with QUALIFICATIONS/INTERESTS, i think i would be a good fit for the position. please see attached resume for more on my qualifications and expertise, and i look forward to speaking with you in an interview. sincerely, NAME”

questionable content 

me: idk i don't think it's right to judge jeph's kinks i'm happy to read about them whatever they are

@Satsuma: oh i am absolutely judging jeph's kinks

jeph: but what if girls with hot-swappable tails

sunday post i was with my significant other and now i am three timezones away it is very sad

lesbian 

petition to change @Satsuma’s display name to “the orange one” and mine to “the pink one”

You too, Natu? 

i don't want to be apart for months on end

re: XÞ (??!, untrue) 

i mean it is tagged untrue so it's always been inaccurate but i mean more than usual

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re: XÞ (??!, untrue) 

this post may have been inaccurate this past week

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trans; lewd; walks up to a lesbian couple 

“ok but which of you brings the tissues and which is the reason they’re needed?”

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trans; lewd; subtoot 

tissue-generating lesbian

@coriander “Money for Nothing” is just a coward’s “Life During Wartime (Live)”

harmony of a hunter returns 

: Competent Link (Legend of Zelda), that's not a tag so I'm making it one

re: current pokémon trainer class 

@Satsuma @aescling didn't kno i was the one who was gonna get railed 😳

re: current pokémon trainer class 

@Satsuma @aescling public foreplay is ok but kissing is a step too far

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