@coriander *walks up to a lesbian couple* ok but which of you provides the lemon and which provides the bars
cover letter
@coriander “hi i am X. i came across your job posting for POSITION via SOURCE, and as someone with QUALIFICATIONS/INTERESTS, i think i would be a good fit for the position. please see attached resume for more on my qualifications and expertise, and i look forward to speaking with you in an interview. sincerely, NAME”
questionable content
me: idk i don't think it's right to judge jeph's kinks i'm happy to read about them whatever they are
@Satsuma: oh i am absolutely judging jeph's kinks
jeph: but what if girls with hot-swappable tails
lesbian
@Satsuma mhm
lesbian
@Satsuma hmm that's not pink
lesbian
@Satsuma 🫦
lesbian
petition to change @Satsuma’s display name to “the orange one” and mine to “the pink one”
re: XÞ (??!, untrue)
i mean it is tagged untrue so it's always been inaccurate but i mean more than usual
trans; lewd; walks up to a lesbian couple
“ok but which of you brings the tissues and which is the reason they’re needed?”
@coriander “Money for Nothing” is just a coward’s “Life During Wartime (Live)”
harmony of a hunter returns
oi why did nobody tell me this was a thing
https://harmony.shinesparkers.net/album/harmony-of-a-hunter-returns/
#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Competent Link (Legend of Zelda), that's not a tag so I'm making it one
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