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re: there are a lot of differences between the pokémon world and the real world but i think one of the funniest is that 

re: there are a lot of differences between the pokémon world and the real world but i think one of the funniest is that 

@Satsuma are you incapable of imagining a modernity without telephones

re: there are a lot of differences between the pokémon world and the real world but i think one of the funniest is that 

@Satsuma why do you say so

there are a lot of differences between the pokémon world and the real world but i think one of the funniest is that 

the rotom phone is an iteration on the smartphones in alola which is an iteration on the Xtranceiver which is an iteration on the pokégear which is an iteration on the pokénav which was a GPS device which also just happened to have communication capabilities

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there are a lot of differences between the pokémon world and the real world but i think one of the funniest is that 

telephones in the pokémon world are an extension of the LAN/WAN/Internet systems that they developed for pokémon transfers and PC access there was no predecessor system afaict

they just sent Mail by carrier pidgey

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there are a lot of differences between the pokémon world and the real world but i think one of the funniest is that 

they never had widespread non-internet-based telephony

@coriander imagine if the irs had the resources to go after rich people instead of having to focus on poor people

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pokémon journeys 

and there is SO MUCH fanfiction potential in like every episode

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pokémon journeys 

i think it takes them a season to really work out the formula but master journeys and ultimate journeys especially are just consistently good

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pokémon journeys 

is the series which pivoted me from “why does anybody write pokémon anime fanfiction” to “why isn’t everybody writing pokémon anime fanfiction”

fedi 

@Satsuma i think most people who know me can probably guess the year; if you know when glitchsoc was founded it really only leaves one option

and for people who don't know me it's none of their business

fedi 

@Satsuma it means i wasn't active on twitter for as long?

fedi 

have i been active on it longer than any other social media? (i joined in november)

why are wild pokémon worse at battling? 

A) they act basically on instinct and lack the planning skills to think ahead and determine the flow of battle

B) they lack encyclopedic knowledge of the >1K pokémon species which exist in the world that trainers can provide

C) the free food and healthcare provided by trainers allows them to really focus and excel in training

D) lol, lmao, they're not even really trying

re: pokémon sex poll (for pokémon) 

@aescling i mean either you think the question of whether sexual practice A is better than sexual practice B is well-formed or you don't

pokémon sex poll (for pokémon) 

is it better to:

A) fuck pokémon that are within your egg group because they are broadly sexually compatible

B) fuck pokémon that are outside of your egg group because there’s no chance of producing an egg

re: subtoot 

@aescling oh i was just being stubborn and recalcitrant and dramatic about the meaning of names

subtoot 

resetting the “days since an ‘oh my god’” counter back to 0

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