Lady @Lady@cat.family

in my experience the amount of time aggrieved parties typically want to spend thinking about people who fucked up is this: 0

i don’t agree with the sentiment that aggrieved parties are the eternal arbiter of when people who fucked up have successfully resolved their situation

adjectives are just nouns that fuck

i mean i wouldn't complain but

like they just created Alternate Universe Movie Ash surely they're not sunsetting that one too

« It is confirmed that the Aim to be A Pokémon Master special series will be the final chapter in the story of Ash & Pikachu » okay but like, we’re talking TV Anime Ash right

the days of me being excited by new video games are long past

somebody messaged me on lex and asked if i was excited for the new zelda game

multiple choice
a single choie

because i mean this is basically my relationship to smut these days really

i need like, a weird niche in amateur porn of pretentious nerdy people who don't even like sex that much really they just think it poses an interesting cinematographic challenge

i wholeheartedly support amateur porn [by which i mean actual indie porn made for the love of it, not like, commercial porn which is lofi] but i gotta say i hate the way it is promoted

@gaditb also it's really fun to start an awoo by saying “don't awoo”

@gaditb we have laws but no cops; we have laws so that we can break them

just brushed my #teeth with some good olfashioned #awoohpaste

the first rule of awooing is never reply, always subtoot #awoo

I'm really bad at establishing boundaries, will we make good friends?? We will not make good friends! Getting emotionally close to someone when you can't establish good boundaries for yourself or others is a recipe for disaster!

that’s not even what women look like

look, i love female nudity as much as the rest of them, but don’t you ever get bored? don’t you ever just want to go ape shitt