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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
zelda AU where the library of hyrule has a classification system which makes sense
can't sleep thinking about LCC
« One of the most surprising class numbers that we found during our analysis of the HQ schedule was one that fell outside our primary range of interest […] It was “Marriage with deceased wife’s sister” at HQ1028 […] The cursory catalog searches gave us a sense that the call number is no longer in regular use and that this topic is not currently being written about. »
« Episode 1 of Obi-Wan Kenobi was FULL of Star Wars references. » no shit??
now i’m thinking about pokémon professor burnet’s abs
@witchfynder_finder professor burnet totally has abs too you just can't see them
Oops! All Milfs
@witchfynder_finder they are All Milfs
@witchfynder_finder i'm extremely gay for every lady pokémon professor
when i was a kid i could never wait for my Psyduck to evolve and now i make it hold an everstone. this is known as maturity
*gets a report* ah, i see the kits are up to Mischief again
impugn, impugn
the cops in june
my girlfriend called me old……
explaining xkcd??
@witchfynder_finder i think the “joke” is that generating random numbers in software isn’t as secure as generating random numbers from physical phenomena, a humorous example of which would be a very large die
(because software RNGs are hackable/predictable/attackable whereas dicerolls are not)
it's not funny though. it's more “oh you have this problem? here’s a really impractical solution, look how it helps nobody.” thanks i guess??
i would have denied him entry for being Bing Crosby but that's just me
as a fun historical note, the combination of a jean jacket and jeans is known as a canadian tuxedo, not because canadians wear it (as this thread exemplifies), but because a hotel in Vancouver BC once denied Bing Crosby entry for wearing full denim
we came to the conclusion that she was simply too delicate and refined a lady for such a course fabric, which is fine
i can be the denim dyke in the relationship and she can be the activewear
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
