Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

policies like the “Fediverse Friendly Moderation Covenant” is how jerks on shitty instances get ahold of posts in hashtags to spam; posts don’t just federate on the wind, somebody had to actually send that post to that server yk

If you’re on the first page of our federation tab and nobody on this instance follows an account on your server, it’s not a great sign

« BYE VOLLEYBALL! MAY YOU FOREVER BE IMPLIED!! »

@astraluma @astrid HTTP Message Signatures were not standardized when the spec was written, still are not standardized, and the current version being worked on by HTTPbis is different from the outdated version implemented by most fediverse apps

so like, it wasn't in the spec for a reason, it is still an area of active standardization work, but yes Mastodon and others do implement something

Draw 2 cards. If you failed to draw any cards in this way, flip over the playing mat in anger and demand a rematch.

sticky

shhh, it's okay, here's a blanket and a cup of tea

there has been an abnormally high take count in the federated timeline the past few days

« ‘Hey, Jessi, why do you draw the moon as full in nearly every instance regardless of the time that’s passed in the story?’

Thank you for noticing, it’s because circles are a great design element and I love the moon and she deserves it. »

from https://www.geeksout.org/2022/04/27/interview-with-graphic-novelist-jessi-zabarsky/

adults are people who have to do things themselves because society has deemed them no longer deserving of structural support

glitchcat isn't technically a Cat Returns fan instance

but only technically

author: wait i forgot i wanted to write that clichéd conversation !!

the man went DAYS before realizing he didn't use a condom