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if you're on mastodon you probably possess the sicko urge to run janky community tools yourself, so i present for your consideration: our small-scale self-hosted streaming platform: gitlab.com/egirls/dios

Draw 2 cards. If you failed to draw any cards in this way, flip over the playing mat in anger and demand a rematch.

shhh, it's okay, here's a blanket and a cup of tea

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there has been an abnormally high take count in the federated timeline the past few days

« ‘Hey, Jessi, why do you draw the moon as full in nearly every instance regardless of the time that’s passed in the story?’

Thank you for noticing, it’s because circles are a great design element and I love the moon and she deserves it. »

from geeksout.org/2022/04/27/interv

adults are people who have to do things themselves because society has deemed them no longer deserving of structural support

glitchcat isn't technically a Cat Returns fan instance

but only technically

@aescling i'm like 85% sure that the glitched version of the mastodon logo we used was a weld product but i don't think it survived the logo change

@aescling here's the PR; impossible to say who "ghost" is so i might be misremembering github.com/glitch-soc/mastodon

i know your spouses did some glitch things for us but i don't know if they did the elephant

@aescling i think the story behind that is your spouses glitched out three images for us and i didn't want to pick one so i just included them all

author: wait i forgot i wanted to write that clichéd conversation !!

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the man went DAYS before realizing he didn't use a condom

@aescling *upstream mastodon, which is financed significantly by sponsors and instance operators who do not contribute code

@aescling as opposed to mastodon where most of the money comes from sources other than the instances supplying the development labour

@aescling it would mean glitchcat would offer the development labour it can spare and [some other instance] would offer the development labour it can spare and there would be no central financing of development; glitchcat pays glitchcat devs (your patreon) and other instance pays theirs.

so there is no financial incentive to the project itself; it isn't bringing in money or trying to market itself to new instances; its only obligations are to the instances providing its labour

@witchfynder_finder yeah i almost was like “this author is clearly a girl and not a lesbian if they don't know how obvious this is”

but yes, link does seem to be an enjoyer of the zelda behind, which i mean…

…yeah i can’t fault that interpretation at all

link is once again shocked by things he should have noticed and probably assumed by now (zelda not wearing a bra)

you don't keep a bow in your closet STRUNG

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.