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honestly i think i could sum up all of my takes about federation much more simply if i just said “i’m a platformist”

i don't actually hate OOD i'm just a poststructuralist

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« Object-oriented design (OOD) requires that you shift from thinking of the world as a collection of predefined procedures to modeling the world as a series of messages that pass between objects. » but are the objects themselves not constructed through a collection of predefined procedures? in fact it is the extremes of functional programming (lisps) in which one can encounter truly emergent “objects” and behaviours,

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« The world is also object-oriented. » bold fucking claim

Question for those who have been "active" on Mastodon for at least a year 

@lapis @noelle mastodon admins can engage in work to support users and build community resilience in ways that one could never find on mainstream social media. obviously not all admins are good, but good admins do exist and having a direct point of contact to raise concerns about the software with is extremely good.

« His computer was old enough that it still had a disk drive built into it. »

« Then again, Link found out that he hated Revali *even more* when he caressed Zelda and then stabbed her twice in the back with a fake knife before slowly and heart breakingly slitting her throat. »

@witchfynder_finder i can sit outside at noon without getting the sun in my eyes it's amazing

brother are you legitimately surprised this woman took off her bra before going to bed

« Do you know if Link loves Zelda? » holmes have you not been present for the past 30 fucking chapters of this book

yes, i know, he's from the games nobody played, but STILL

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vaati is the person you are describing; ravio is just a coward in a bunny costume

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the way this person is describing ravio i’m like holmes have you not heard of vaati

this girl just fucking stole a swingset swing from a child

can’t wait for the same thing to happen to hiphop in the 2030s

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remember when the 90s was like “rock & roll should be the conservative white man genre”

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.