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girls who are selfrighteous bastards (no cops)

@witchfynder_finder :dog_tilting_head: you mean professional unions responding to middle-class issues isn’t enough?

@aescling eugen does not show much attention to detail to string processing edgecases (or non-egdecases) and just does whatever is simplest until somebody reports a bug

@aescling oh this sort of bug is extremely common in mastodon

@aescling actually what i should say is it looks like it is doing a simple str.split("@") when it should be doing a regex

@aescling looks like a bad regex; bet you could probably fix this one

@witchfynder_finder this is how i feel about everything which isn’t like pokéwalker

the animation in cinderella looks like wand of gamelon

hagrid: breaking the law is fun and good, the legal system treats people like me with great prejudice, even dumbledore agrees

harry: cool i'm gonna be a cop

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do you think hagrid ever regretted taking harry under his wing

@witchfynder_finder i probably DNF’d that other stuff for the express reason of having green eggs and ham be my first book

there definitely wasn't any ceremony i just did it on my own in the library so i was obviously like, a fairly competent reader at that point

@witchfynder_finder i remember the first book i read by myself was green eggs and ham but my parents tell me i was reading plenty of like, early reader material before that so evidently i just decided that those didn't count

my girlfriend: maybe they’re like camels

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@witchfynder_finder it is an actual plural form, although clitorises is more common these days probably

sidon has two dicks but does mipha have two clitorides

@packetcat back in my day, the web was full of pages, and idle surfing was an actual way people would pass the time…… instead of doomscrolling social media

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.