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people in the past having bafflingly bad takes on slavery and communism 

@Satsuma really feel like they could stand to think “people who want expensive things should get to enslave other people” through a little more fully

people in the past having bafflingly bad takes on slavery and communism 

@Satsuma “slavery is bad because it’s not exploitative enough”??!

doing a “death of the author” reading of HARRY POTTER by ONLY considering what is IN the text!! nothing else!!

> HARRY POTTER and the SORCERER’S STONE

oh yeah!! i’m so excited!! this is the good stuff!!

> BY J.K. ROWLING

FUCK

« "How do you even know you're allergic to frogs?" Link asked.

"How do you know you're not?" »

« Midna laughed, but as absurd as the suggestion was, she was dying for catharsis. So she stood up, cupped her hands, and shouted at the top of her lungs. "FUCK LAW SCHOOL!"

"FUCK IT! FUCK IT ALL!" Ganondorf yelled.

"GET FUCKED, PROFESSOR TINGLE! MY NAME'S NOT FUCKING MINDA!"

"YEAH, AND FUCK POLITICS TOO!"

"FUCK POLITICS!"

"WOOHOO!" »

« The newfound magical properties of spices banished the need for bulky layers. »

Subtoot 

@noelle @Jo WAIT IS THAT WHERE THAT HANDLE COMES FROM I NEVER PUT THAT TOGETHER GOD

FUCK that

this is a pretty good fic but i do wish the author knew how to spell

do you think they will name the boy protagonist scarlet or do you think they will name him violet

@witchfynder_finder in fact i think this is one of the best ways to enjoy pokémon

wonder how much of this decision was prompted by Gen VII being forcibly sunsetted with the close of the eShop

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