Lady @Lady@cat.family

you might think this is putting the cart before the horse but i am not excluding the possibility of a bijective if

i think my life would be a lot easier if i were a cute trans girl

it's weird how the witches in harry potter drink pumpkin juice when pumpkins are not indigenous to the british isles

my theory is that they originally intended harry potter to be spooky halloween because witches and trolls but quickly realized that the source material was to limpidly vacant to actually pull that off

tired: is nightmare before christmas a halloween or christmas movie

wired: is harry potter and the sorcerer's stone a halloween or christmas movie

my favourite christmas movie is harry potter but if you haven't already seen it don't

live soft / die hard

IT’S EITHER PUP PATROL OR FOOTBALL IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

there are only two kinds of media: the stuff they loudly market to adults and the stuff they loudly market to kids. there are no others

authors note: by the way all these women characters have boobs

when they type (no pun intended) after clearly intending a pun

« other regions of the area »

popcorn… and cum

@djsundog “pandemic era–inspired beats”

anyway SA people must have really liked this nobody who just died they can’t seem to stop talking about them

at least homestar runner fans are just “homestar runner was cool” and not “homestar runner was the single most culturally influential thing ever on the internet”