Lady @Lady@cat.family

« People would speculate that she were a sex fiend. Zelda knew she wasn’t » OOC

« “My Queen! Your signature is required for the balloons.” » if Queen Zelda has not already delegated powers for balloon management then she deserves what’s coming to her

Queen Zelda, reigning sovereign of Hyrule, by whose Majesty, Will, and Royal Assent is all governance executed: “Call your local representatives.”

do you know what parliament is

they are now having the Queen making motions in parliament

Mario Mario & Luigi and Luigi Mario & Luigi

malonlonlonlonlonlonlon

« Malon Lon-Lon » you do realize that “Lon‐Lon” is a shorthand for “Talon & Malon” right

the person who wrote this sentence is on mastodon

« I use very basic HTML. If you like flashy colors and background images, configure your browser. »

@KitRedgrave celeste soundtrack playing in the background

« causing his own breath to hitch and a strong feeling of voracity to envelope him » love to be enveloped with voracity

professional means they take commissions

ah, a “professional” smut writer

@SportsGoblin geno smith is doing good

glad the seadogs at least aren't losing to the jaguars

one of these days i’m going to wind up creating a KIBI liturgical calendar