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remembering that moment in the New Pokémon Movie Alternate Canon where Ash is like “i want to be a Pokémon Master!!” and his companions are like “……you mean like a Champion or……?” and Ash is just like “no! it’s way more than that!” and refuses to elaborate any further

@Satsuma they got back to me and it was indeed california, probably prop 8 stuff, around 2010

this might be the first fic i’ve ever read where they actually used a dental dam

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when they try to be clever but the implication contradicts the statement

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@aescling may it one day be as boring to you as the alternatives

@witchfynder_finder i like to think when dogs woof at each other this is the conversation they have

@aescling i just said femme in the poem though because it made a nice æsthetic contrast with tom

@aescling anyway if you want an objective external opinion about how an educated stranger might interpret your gender, i would say devoid of context you read as a somewhat closeted somewhat young trans ♀, so take that how you will

normcore is not real but if it WAS real it would definitely not be acting basic; stop confusing the two

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@djsundog well, EA™ is already taken

actually i might be in luck; the only non‐regular component of a D·T·D is elementdecl which i think you can skip over simply by matching /<!ELEMENT [^>]*>/

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it’s not regular; it’s not possible to match it without building an entire fucking D·T·D processor

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i don’t even know what the fuck i am supposed to do with this if internalSubset has been removed from the D·O·M

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