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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
normcore is not real but if it WAS real it would definitely not be acting basic; stop confusing the two
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@djsundog well, EA™ is already taken
actually i might be in luck; the only non‐regular component of a D·T·D is elementdecl which i think you can skip over simply by matching /<!ELEMENT [^>]*>/
it’s not regular; it’s not possible to match it without building an entire fucking D·T·D processor
i don’t even know what the fuck i am supposed to do with this if internalSubset has been removed from the D·O·M
its tiny teeth, so smol, wherewith
yr petting arm to nom;
the cat of flame, with æsc its name:
so femme and yet so tom.
as one example
@aescling add another couplet whose final line rhymes with “nom” and you have a neat little ballad stanza
@aescling this couplet is almost in common metre (a line of iambic tetrameter followed by a line of iambic trimeter). but the first foot isn’t an iamb (an unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable). adding a determiner easily fixes this, so you get :—
those TINy TEETH, so SMOL, whereWITH
yr PETting ARM to NOM
which is a little more regular and expected
Lady
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@aescling i regret to inform you that web browsers are actually not very good XML processors
@aescling probably should have started this with an unstressed syllable, like “those tiny teeth”
@monorail mostly it just lets you not give a shit more
is body language turing complete
@Satsuma maybe a little older if they're from california
« She had known she liked girls since she was ten. A news clip on the television opening her eyes to the possibility that, yes, women can marry each other, and a memory of going to bed wondering 'what if?' » wow NOW i feel old
HOW TO DEVELOP WEBPAGES
USING MARKET COMMONS II
No slander intended. I do not mean to implicate either the Prince of Wales or the late Duke of Edinburgh in incest or necrophilia.
going to copy-paste this at the beginning of everything i write now
i’m a little offended that there aren’t any /Reader fics though like what even is the point then
thank you, i also do not have any interest in what the British Royal Family does behind the doors
« Disclaimer: No slander intended. I have no idea nor interest in what the British Royal family does behind the doors, that's their business. I do not mean to implicate either the Prince of Wales or the late Duke of Edinburgh in incest or necrophilia, and this work is 100% fiction. »
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
