« Cain Black was a local celebrity, a rock star who lived in Crystal Lake when he wasn’t touring the world with his band, BlackRock. » i’m sorry is this really the best you can do
i’m sorry, Cain?? the biblical figure who murdered his brother, who was used by American Protestants to justify slavery?? Cain Black??
BlackRock???
« He was a younger version of Springsteen with a dash of Led Zeppelin thrown in. » i’m sorry who??
also this author knows absolutely nothing about any of the types of people they write about, so there’s that
it's just so…… conceited
my advice as an author is to have ONE conceit. one is plenty. you don't need three
@witchfynder_finder also wow, this is a long page
@witchfynder_finder in their defence this is on the page “Mistakes in the Harry Potter books” pursuant to the goal of demonstrating that JK Rowling just can’t keep her facts straight
@witchfynder_finder harry potter wiki, which is a JK simp
« Much is made of Hagrid's innocence of attacking Muggle-borns, both from his time as a student and when he was taken to Azkaban as a precaution, but there were several offences that he should in fact have been charged with and wasn't, such as keeping a dragon as a pet, endangering students with some of the creatures in his class and breeding the Blast-Ended Skrewts. »
@witchfynder_finder @monorail wow you do not want to read the bulbapedia origin section for torchic
@witchfynder_finder i’m not sure, i think it’s literally called unknown but it might be called unknown because they don’t know what it is
JK Rowling invented “runic numbers” (??) based on animals (???) for harry potter and the names of the runes are
0. Demiguise
1. Unicorn
2. Graphorn
3. Runespoor
4. Fwooper
5. Quintaped
6. Salamander
7. Unknown
8. Acromantula
9. Hydra
like half of those are just knockoff pokémon names come on
@monorail i did not know that
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