@amy update:

@monorail @amy but i was told that she was normal.....

@wallhackio @monorail @amy why doesn't Amy ever send me nice texts like this...

@wallhackio @amy that's also true. we've said our piece about tad strange many times

@wallhackio @amy the only news feed i keep up on consistently, the amy hot dog index

@Lucy @wallhackio @amy bad news folks: I'm not making hot dogs for dinner tomorrow

@The_T @wallhackio @amy would it be insider trading if i shorted the amy hot dog index based on this information

@Lucy @wallhackio @amy yes, hot dog police are on their way now to your location

@Lucy @wallhackio @amy please do not eat them

@Lucy @wallhackio @The_T @amy no because this is information shared publicly which can thus be legally acted upon. If T had locked the post you might be in trouble though

@Satsuma @Lucy @wallhackio @amy

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takes some more hot dogs out of the freezer

@wallhackio @amy I did see hot dogs in my freezer when I was trying to figure out what I wanted for dinner...

@aschmitz @wallhackio @amy #HerInfluence

@wallhackio @amy how were the hot dogs, amy

@aescling @wallhackio Good

@amy @wallhackio they’re good ’dogs, Brent

@wallhackio @amy this is a lie, they're sitting in the kitchen, she still hasn't gotten up to get them

@The_T @wallhackio I didn't say this second

@amy @wallhackio we're all eating hot dogs, in a metaphysical sense