@wallhackio (kidding)

@cam WAIT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAT ISNT IT

@wallhackio yeah I’m 30

@cam happy cam day!!!!

@cam they're leaving for vacation today so they had to give it early

@alyssa tomorrow ​​

@wallhackio okay so this is a little weird a request but!

if you ever transition you need to choose a name starting with K, okay? to support my theory that all girls with names starting with K have the same birthday. i have two confirming datapoints so far and am not accepting counterexamples.

@alyssa @wallhackio really you should be getting after caleb’s twin for this one

@Lady @wallhackio yeah but it's already got a name. worth a try tho

@alyssa @wallhackio they used to go by the mass noun “kindle” iirc

@Lady @wallhackio OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THATTT

3 examples!!