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when do i get to have sex

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@wallhackio depends who you want to fuck

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@Lady it's lookin like its gonna be shadowheart

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@aescling @wallhackio @Lady Shadowheart is a massive cutie tbh

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@coriander @aescling @Lady i have been learning that the goblin has refined taste

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@wallhackio @aescling @Lady Karlach is my ultimate wife forever but that doesn't mean I dno't also love Shadowheart and Lae'zel

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@coriander @aescling @Lady i also wanted to fuck the green lizard lady but i keep making her mad and she recently fucked the gay vampire just to spite me

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@wallhackio @coriander @Lady imagine getting cucked by a day dude rip lmao

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@aescling @coriander @Lady also she did it because she was mad that shadowheart liked me

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@wallhackio @aescling @coriander she got mad at me that shadowheart liked me but only after i fucked her

well actually she got mad at shadowheart

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@Lady @aescling @coriander we haven't fucked yet. all we did was have a romantic night under the stars while piss drunk. and kiss

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@wallhackio @aescling @coriander no fucked laezel, shadowheart is still like "maybe once i fix my mommy issues"

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@wallhackio @aescling @coriander she did watch a dude whip me and get real horny about it tho

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@Lady @wallhackio @aescling I don't even know which "she" you mean but I know it's true

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@coriander @wallhackio @aescling oh if you have shadowheart in your party and go to the goblins there’s a guy who is like “do you want to get Punished” and shadowheart is like “please say yes”

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